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For My Birthday I Got A Humidifier And A De-humidifier.
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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them
in the same room and let them fight it out...
-- Stephen Wright
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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier.
.. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. -- Stephen Wrigh...
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier.
I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. -- Steven Wrigh...
The other day I went out and bought a humidifier and a de-humidifier.
I brought them home, put them in the bedroom, shut the door, and let them fight it out....
I filled my humidifier with wax and left it on. Now everything in my house is shiny.
-- Steven Wrigh...
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them.
Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. -- Stephen Wrigh...
My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them.
-- Stephen Wrigh...
All the plants in my house are dead -- I shot them last night.
I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. -- Stephen Wrigh...
Yesterday I found out what doughnuts are for. You put them on doughbolts.
They hold dough airplanes together. For kids, they make erector sets out of play-dough....
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside.
The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." -- Stephen Wrigh...