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• Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line.
  He caught every other fish. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him.
  .. "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane....
• I had a friend who was a clown... when he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
  .. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• Last year we drove across the country... We switched on the driving.
  .. every half mile. We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip....
• Once upon a time, there was a fisherman who lived by a great river.
  One day, after a hard day's fishing, he hooked what seemed to him to be the biggest, strongest fish he had ever caught....
• I do not take drugs -- I am drugs. -- Salvador Dali
• No matter how celebrated the beauty of a woman, I would never spend a night with her.
  The only celebrity with whom I would share a night is Max Planck....
• I spilled Spot Remover on my dog... Now he's gone. -- Stephen Wrigh
• I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone. -- Stephen Wrigh