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• THE MX IS GOOD FOR THE ECONOMY. One important reason we have a Defense Department is that when we give it money
  it spends it, which creates jobs, whereas if we left the money in the hands of civilians, we don't know what they'd do with it....
• THE MX IS GOOD FOR THE ECONOMY. One important reason we have a Defense Department is that when we give it money
  it spends it, which creates jobs, whereas if we left the money in the hands of civilians, we don't know what they'd do with it....
• Those of us who believe in the right of any human being to belong to whatever church he sees fi
  and to worship God in his own way, cannot be accused of prejudice when we do not want to see public education connected with religious control of the schools, which are paid for by taxpayers' money....
• If it's not broke, fix it! ... (Creates jobs !)
• The following appeared in a memo at the XYZ company.
  "When XYZ lays off employees, it pays Delany Personnel Firm to offer those employees assistance in creating resum....
• All you have to do to see the accuracy of my thesis is look around you.
  Look, in particular, at the people who, like you, are making average incomes for doing average jobs - bank vice presidents, insurance salesmen, auditors, secretaries of defense - and you'll realize they all dress the same way, essentially the way the mannequins in the Sears menswear department dress....
• Why are we surprised when politicians play politics?
  It's not like they are supposed to be real adults....
• Q: What do you call the money you pay to the government when you ride into the country on the back of an elephant?
  A: A howdah duty....
• The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly.
  If you ask them a real tax question, such as how you can cheat, they're useless....