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Gun Control: The Theory That A Woman Found Dead In An Alley
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Gun Control: The theory that a woman found dead in an alley, raped and
strangled with her panty hose, is somehow morally superior to a
woman explaining to police how her attacker got that fatal bullet wound.
-- L. Neil Smith
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Marketing experts maintain that manufacturers of those panty hose that "massage" a woman's legs have set their sights too low.
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In childhood a woman must be subject to her fathe
in youth to her husband; when her husband is dead, to her sons....
Any woman is a volume if one knows how to read her.
How do you cure a woman of Nymphomania? Marry her!
If you want to know how old a woman is, ask her sister-in-law.
Never date a woman whose father calls her "Princess." Chances are she believes it. -- Wes Smith
How often it is that the angry woman rages denial of what her inner self is telling her.
Nothing lovelier can be found in woman, than to study household good, and good works in her husband to promote.
-- Milto...