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• Good afternoon and welcome to the "Do What You Feel" festival.
  By the way, this young lady is not my wife, but I _am_ sleeping with her....
• Always begin with a woman by telling her that you don't understand women.
  You will be able to prove it to her satisfaction more certainly than anything else you will ever tell her....
• How come I can never find Troi when I'm angry at her?
• Any woman is a volume if one knows how to read her.
• How do you cure a woman of Nymphomania? Marry her!
• If you want to know how old a woman is, ask her sister-in-law.
• What attracts us in a woman rarely binds us to her. -- J.C. Colli
• No matter how celebrated the beauty of a woman, I would never spend a night with her.
  The only celebrity with whom I would share a night is Max Planck....