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• The most foolish mistake we could possibly make would be to permit the conquered Eastern peoples to have arms.
  History teaches that all conquerors who have allowed their subject races to carry arms have prepared their own downfall by doing so....
• A lover teaches a wife all that her husband has concealed from her.
• Umpire: Play ball! Chief Wiggum: [steps to the plate] Police radio
  Attention all units! Attention all units! Armored car being robbed at 59th and....
• Have you not heard these many years ago Jeptha was judge of Israel?
  He had one only daughter and no mo, The which he loved passing well...
• I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
• In Seattle, Washington, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length.
• REVELATION, n. A famous book in which St. John the Divine concealed all that he knew.
  The revealing is done by the commentators, who know nothing....