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If You Can't Hear Me, It's Because I'm In Parentheses. -- Stephen Wrigh
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If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.
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If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses. -- Steven Wrigh
I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople.
They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?...
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me.
I said, "Well, what do you need?" -- Stephen Wrigh...
I didn't get a toy train like the other kids, I got a toy subway instead
you couldn't see anything but every now and then you'd hear this rumbling noise go by....
Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes." -- Stephen Wrigh
There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices.
.. in the back you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air... -- Stephen Wrigh...
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? -- Stephen Wrigh
One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign.
He said "Didn't you see the stop sign." I said "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read....