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• When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins.
  Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic....
• When I have a kid, I want to buy a twin-stroller and put him in one side, and then reply when he's old enough to ask "You had a brother, but he was bad.
• When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, "Do you have any toy train schedules?
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box.
  I was an only child...eventually. -- Steven Wrigh...
• When I was a kid, we had a quick-sand box in the backyard.
  I was an only child... eventually. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them.
  Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• When I was a kid, I was an imaginary playmate.
• When I was a kid we downloaded at 300bps and ENJOYED it!
• Honey, I Formatted the Kid!