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  Phoebe: Yeah, so please, please, please, don't say anything to Chandler....
• Joey: If you ask me, as long as you got this job, you've got nothing pushing you to get another one.
  You need the fear. Rachel: The fear? Chandler: He's right, if you quit this job, you then have motivation to go after a job you really want....
• Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
  I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh....
• Joey: Oh, hey, you guys are finally gonna get to meet Kate!
  All: Oh! Joey: (to Chandler) And I ah, borrowed some of your cologne....
• Joey: God, I just, I hate her! I hate her!! With her, "Oh, I'm so talented.
  and "Oh, I'm so pretty," and "Ooh, I smell so good....
• Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
  Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
• Ross: Oh come on, we just had this huge fight, all right, don't I have to wait a while?
  Chandler: Hey, this isn't like swimming after you eat, pick up the phone!...
• Chandler: Alright, ok, alright. So I can't fire Joseph but uh, I can sleep with his wife.
  Joey: Karen. Chandler: Yeah, Karen. I'm thinking about having an affair with her....
• Joey: [entering, dancing and singing] Oh mommie, oh daddie, I am a big old baddie!
  Oh mommie, oh daddie, I am a big old baddie! [He dances around the dinner table and exits] Ro...