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After The Bad Review Of The Play In The "New York Times".
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[After the bad review of the play in the "New York Times".]
Joey: Hey, tell ya what. Let
me walk you home. We'll stop by every news stand and burn every copy of
their Times and the Post.
Kate: Why the Post?
Joey: Oh, you didn't see the Post?
Kate: No. You?
Joey: No. Why?
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
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