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Kate: That Info-mercial! For The Milk Carton Spout Thing!
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Kate: That info-mercial! For the milk carton spout thing! You're.. you're..
you're the guy that doesn't know how to pour milk!!
Joey: See, I actually _can_ pour milk, but I got you believing that I
couldn't. Now, see - that's acting.
Kate: Right, at the end, you choked on a cookie.
Joey: Yeah, that was real.
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
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