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• Erica [Joey's looney fan]: Drake, what're you getting at?
  Joey: I'm not Drake. Ross: That's right, he's not Drake, he's Hans Remore, Drake's evil twin....
• on "The Days of our Lives":] Amber: I want you Drake.
  Dr. Remore: I know you do but you and I can never be together that way....
• Chandler: Alright, ok, alright. So I can't fire Joseph but uh, I can sleep with his wife.
  Joey: Karen. Chandler: Yeah, Karen. I'm thinking about having an affair with her....
• Chandler: I am telling you, years from now, schoolchildren will study it as one of the greatest first dates of all time.
  It was unbelievable! We could totally be ourselves, we didn't have to play any games....
• Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
  I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh....
• Joey: God, I just, I hate her! I hate her!! With her, "Oh, I'm so talented.
  and "Oh, I'm so pretty," and "Ooh, I smell so good....
• Monica: Alright, but I'm very excited about this OK, so you gotta promise you won't get all big-brothery and judgmental.
  Ross: Oh, I promise, what. Monica: It's Richard Burke....
• Ross: You think?! God, I, ah, I'm in hell. I mean what, what am I gonna do?
  Rachel's all like, "I love you and, and let's work on this....
• Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
  Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...