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  For most guys that_s like a third or fourth date kinda thing....
• Chandler: (entering) Hey, does anybody need anything copied?
  I'm going down to the Xerox place. Monica: Oh, no thanks....
• Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
  I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh....
• Monica: Ok everybody, it's time for flan. Chandle
  Yup, get ready for the gelatenous fun. Joey: Kinda looks like that stuff you get when you get a bad infection....
• Chandler: You're okay there? Ross: I can't belive you two had sex in her dream.
  Chandler: I'm sorry, it was a one-time-thing. I was very drunk and it was in somebody else's subconscious....
• Monica: Alright, but I'm very excited about this OK, so you gotta promise you won't get all big-brothery and judgmental.
  Ross: Oh, I promise, what. Monica: It's Richard Burke....
• Chandler: Well, y'know, I had some trouble with it at first too, but the way I look at it is, I get all the good stuff
  all the fun, all the talking, all the sex; and none of the responsibility....
• Phoebe: Monica, can I talk to you behind my menu, please.
  [Behind the menu] What are you doing? Monica: Well, I was having a conversation....
• Monica: So you had fun, huh? Phoebe: Yeah. Except for, y'know when you're on a date and you're getting along really great but the guy's translator keeps getting in the way.
  Monica: No. Excerpt from the TV Show "Friend...