Rachel: Well, I Have To Be, I Don't Really Have A Choice, I Mean, You Know, I Could Look At The Bright Side, I Get Two Birthday Parties And Two Birthday Cakes.

Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
Chandler: She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald men!
Monica: Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone....
Joey: If you ask me, as long as you got this job, you've got nothing pushing you to get another one.
You need the fear. Rachel: The fear? Chandler: He's right, if you quit this job, you then have motivation to go after a job you really want....
Monica: Hey, great skirt! Birthday present? Rachel
Yeah. Monica: Oh, from who? Rachel: From you. I exchanged the blouse you got me....
Monica: So, Chandler, who's on your list? Chandle
Ah, Kim Basinger, Cindy Crawford, Halle Berry, Yasmine Bleeth, and ah, Jessica Rabbit....
Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh....
Rachel: No no no, wait, I wanna see what happens [in the show].
Joey: Uh, I get Leslie out of the coma and then we make out....
Ross: You think?! God, I, ah, I'm in hell. I mean what, what am I gonna do?
Rachel's all like, "I love you and, and let's work on this....
Monica: Sandra, I am so sorry, I thought you were Rachel and we just weren't ready for you yet.
Mrs. Greene: You thought I was Rachel? Chandle...