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• Homer: The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy to be a man.
  Let's see. [enumerates them on his fingers] Don't tattle....
• Bart: Well, I had a run-in with a... bully. Marge
  [bursts in] A bully!? Homer: [annoyed] Come on, Marge!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lisa: What do you say to a boy to let him know you're not interested?
  Marge: Well, honey, when I... Homer: [puts up a hand] Let me handle this, Marge, I've heard 'em all....
• Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge? Marge: Mmm, everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person.
  Homer: Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?...
• Bart: Dad, remember when Tom had you in that headlock and you screamed "I'm a hemophiliac" and when he let you go, you kicked him in the back?
  Homer: Heh heh heh. Yeah. Bart: Could you teach me how to do that?...
• Bart: Please don't make me stay, dad. I'll do anything you say.
  I'll find religion! I'll be good sometimes!...
• Patty: Homer, um...I'm speechless. You just saved our hides.
  Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make me picture your hides!...
• Jasper: Why bother voting? He's guilty. Flanders: Well, we might as well make it official.
  Homer: What does "sequestered" mean? Skinner: If the jury is deadlocked they're put up in a hotel together so they can't communicate with the outside world....