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• The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy how to be a man!
  Let's see; don't tattle, always make fun of those different from you, never say anything unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do....
• Bart: Well, I had a run-in with a... bully. Marge
  [bursts in] A bully!? Homer: [annoyed] Come on, Marge!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lisa: What do you say to a boy to let him know you're not interested?
  Marge: Well, honey, when I... Homer: [puts up a hand] Let me handle this, Marge, I've heard 'em all....
• Patty: Homer, um...I'm speechless. You just saved our hides.
  Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make me picture your hides!...
• Herman: The key to Springfield has always been Elm Street.
  The Greeks knew it. The Carthaginians knew it. Now you know it....
• Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge? Marge: Mmm, everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person.
  Homer: Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?...
• Homer: Kids, let me tell you about another so-called [makes quotation marks with fingers] ``wicked'' guy.
  He had long hair and some wild ideas. He didn't always do what other people thought was right....
• Bart: Please don't make me stay, dad. I'll do anything you say.
  I'll find religion! I'll be good sometimes!...