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• Earth-to-Marge. Earth-to-Marge. I was there. The clown is G-I-L-L-T-Y.
  -- Homer, "Krusty Gets Busted...
• Marge: So... you want to go on tour with a traveling freak show.
  Homer: I don't think I have a choice, Marge. Marge...
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• Marge: I'm very sorry you feel that way, because John invited us all out for a drive today, and we're going.
  Homer: Woah-ho-ho, not me! And not because John's gay, but because he's a sneak....
• Such senseless violence! I don't understand it." "We don't expect you to.
  If cartoons were meant for adults, they'd be on in prime time....
• Bart+Lisa: [laugh at an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon] Marge
  My, all this senseless violence. I don't understand the appeal....
• Homer: "Vent radioactive gas?" [types] Y E S. "Sound alertness horn?
  Y E S. [it sounds in the distance] "Decalcify calcium ducts?...
• These toys are just adorable. Who would have guessed they were inspired by an insane criminal genius.
  -- Marge throws out Krusty-related toys, "Krusty Gets Busted...
• Homer: I've figured out the boy's punishment. First, he's grounded.
  No leaving the house, not even for school....