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• Good people, I'm so happy you're all here tonight. But please, just a few words of caution.
  Now, we are going to set this pile of evil ablaze, but because these are children's toys, the fire will spread quickly, so please stand back and try not to inhale the toxic fumes....
• Krusty: "Hey kids, who do you love?" kids: "Krusty!
  !" Krusty: "How much do you love me?" kids: "With all our hearts!...
• Now we are going to set this pile of evil ablaze. But remember, because these are children's toys, the fire will spread quite rapidly.
  So, please stand back and try not to inhale the toxic fumes....
• Comedy, thy name is Krusty. -- Bart, "Krusty Gets Busted
• Earth-to-Marge. Earth-to-Marge. I was there. The clown is G-I-L-L-T-Y.
  -- Homer, "Krusty Gets Busted...
• Marge: Maybe it'll turn out that he was innocent all along.
  Homer: Earth to Marge. Earth to Marge. I was there ....
• Good evening again, Springfield. Krusty the Klown, the beloved idol of countless tots, now nothing more than a common (alleged) criminal.
  -- Kent Brockman reports... "Krusty Gets Busted...
• Such senseless violence! I don't understand it." "We don't expect you to.
  If cartoons were meant for adults, they'd be on in prime time....
• Kent: For another opinion... Krusty: [laughs] Hi, kids!
  [laughs] Kent: Krusty, please. We're giving you the opportunity to participate in a serious discussion, here....