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• Bart+Lisa: [laugh at an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon] Marge
  My, all this senseless violence. I don't understand the appeal....
• If cartoons were meant for adults, they'd put them on in prime time.
  -- Lisa, "Krusty Gets Busted'...
• Krusty: "Hey kids, who do you love?" kids: "Krusty!
  !" Krusty: "How much do you love me?" kids: "With all our hearts!...
• Krusty, I'm man enough to admit I was wrong and I'm sorry I fingered you in court.
  I sincerely hope that the horrible stories I heard about what goes on in prison are exaggerated....
• Dear purveyors of senseless violence: I know this may sound silly at first, but I believe that the cartoons you show to our children are influencing their behavior in a negative way.
  Please try to tone down the psychotic violence in your otherwise fine programming....
• Chocolate ... double chocolate ... *gasp!* New flavor!
  Triple chocolate!" -- Homer in "Krusty Gets Busted", from The Simpso...
• Krusty wore big, floppy shoes, but he's got little feet like all good-hearted people.
  -- Bart in "Krusty Gets Busted", from The Simpso...
• Hand over all your money in a paper bag!" "Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery.
  I do work in a convenience store you know....
• Earth-to-Marge. Earth-to-Marge. I was there. The clown is G-I-L-L-T-Y.
  -- Homer, "Krusty Gets Busted...