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• Marge: We're just going to have to cut down on luxuries.
  Homer: Well, you know, we're always buying Maggie vaccinations for diseases she doesn't even have!...
• Homer: I'll buy her that pony she's always bugging me for.
  Marge: We can't afford to buy a pony. Homer: Marge, with today's gasoline prices, we can't afford &l...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: I'm worried about the kids, Homey. Lisa's becoming very obsessive.
  This morning I caught her trying to dissect her own raincoat....
• Homer: Now that we're all alone, Marge, admit it: you like Lisa best!
  Marge: No! Homer: Oh, so you're a Bart woman, are you?...
• Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK? Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
  Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever he is now, he's happy....
• Lovejoy: Marge, we can't tell you how sorry we are.
  Ned: You have our deepest condol-diddely-olences....
• Lenny: See, all along I've been telling Carl I'm married to a beauty queen.
  Now, he's coming over for dinner. Marge: Oh, Lenny, I'm sure he'll like your wife no matter what she looks like....
• Marge: We can't afford to buy a pony. Homer: Marge, with today's gasoline prices, we can't afford not to buy a pony.
  Lisa's Pony...