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Marge: We're Just Going To Have To Cut Down On Luxuries.
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Marge: We're just going to have to cut down on luxuries.
Homer: Well, you know, we're always buying Maggie vaccinations for
diseases she doesn't even have!
-- "Lisa's Pony"
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