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Marge: We Can't Afford To Buy A Pony. Homer: Marge, With Today's Gasoline Prices, We Can't Afford Not To Buy A Pony.
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Marge: We can't afford to buy a pony.
Homer: Marge, with today's gasoline prices, we can't afford not to
buy a pony.
Lisa's Pony
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Isn't there a pound where you can pick up cheap ponies that ran away from home?
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