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• Mmm... Chocolate... -- Homer, "So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show
• God bless those pagans... -- Homer, "So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show
• It was an amusing episode. ... Of our lives. -- Bart, "So It's Come to Thi
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• Marge: Ask your heart what its fondest desire is. Home
  Hmm... [flashback] Homer: Mmm...chocolate....
• Eddie: Looks like there's beer coming out of the chimney!
  Wiggum: [gets out of the car] I am proceeding on foot....
• Eddie: That sounded like an explosion at the old Simpson place.
  Wiggum: Forget it. That's two blocks away. -- "So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show...
• Homer: Marge, it's 3 a.m. and I worked all day! Marge
  It's 9:30 p.m. and you spent your whole Saturday drinking beer in Maggie's kiddie pool....
• Marge: Please, Grampa, he's in a coma. Grampa: Coma!
  ? Pfffft. Why, I go in and out of comas all the.....