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• I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to _speed_ around the city, keeping its _speed_ over fifty.
  And if its _speed_ dropped, the bus would explode!...
• Yesterday I got a ticket just for watching the movie SPEED!
• No! Light speed is too slow!
• When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet.
  When toast is dropped, it always lands butter-side-down....
• Yo momma so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
• Speed kills. Slow just infuriates...
• I/O, I/O, Its off to the bus we go.
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• He also brought you the speed bump [cheer!] The dip sign [cheer!
  ] The fifteen mile per hour speed limit on Main Street [boo!...