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• I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, it would explode!
  I think it was called `The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down....
• Gray's Bus Law: A bus will arrive only when the would-be rider has walked to a point so close to the destination that it is no longer worthwhile to board the bus.
• Yo momma so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
• I/O, I/O, Its off to the bus we go.
• Bart: Oh, how can they imprison kids in school on a beautiful day like this?
  Lisa: They're not imprisoning us, Bart, they're -- [a grey bus labeled "Springfield Prison" pulls up] Ba...
• So slow he has to speed up to stop.
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
• I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 50 miles per hour?
  '. So I said, 'oh, that's OK, I'm not going that far.'. -- Stephen Wrigh...