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Yesterday I Got A Ticket Just For Watching The Movie SPEED!
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Yesterday I got a ticket just for watching the movie SPEED!
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I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident.
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I just got out of the hospital after a speed reading accident. I hit a bookmark. -- S. Wrigh
Marge: All right: it's time to vote for the grand prize.
Jay: I vote for Barney Gumbel's sensitive yet unfortunately-titled film, "Pukahontas"....
I was taking tickets at the movies when I got a phone call.
This woman said, "How much is a ticket?" And I said, "Four dollars....
I'm so nervous, yesterday I got a fingernail transplant!
Marge: Homer, I'd like to talk to you. Homer: But then I won't be watching TV!
-- "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
I'm just catching up with yesterday - by TOMORROW - I should be ready for today.
Just when I was getting used to yesterday along came today.