Second Class? What About Social Security, Bus Discounts, Medic-Alert Jewelery, Gold Bond Powder, Pants All The Way Up To Your Armpits, And All Those Other Senior Perks?

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Second class? What about Social Security, bus discounts, Medic-Alert
jewelery, Gold Bond powder, pants all the way up to your armpits, and
all those other senior perks? Oh, if you ask me, old folks have it
pretty sweet.

-- Homer Simpson
Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in
"The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"

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