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Burns: Oh, Simpson, Can't You Go Five Seconds Without Humiliating Yourself?
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Burns: Oh, Simpson, can't you go five seconds without humiliating
yourself?
[Abe's pants go down with a "boing"]
Abe: How long was that?
-- About three seconds,
"The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"
Related:
Abe: Ah, I guess Burns is finally gonna be rich. Ba
Not without the keys, he isn't! [shows Abe the two keys] [long pause] Abe...
Second class? What about Social Security, bus discounts, Medic-Alert jewelery, Gold Bond powder, pants all the way up to your armpits, and all those other senior perks?
Oh, if you ask me, old folks have it pretty sweet....
Abe: So, we sealed up the paintings knowing only one of us would ever look upon them again.
Ox was the first to go; he got a hernia carrying the crate out of the castle....
Abe: [yells] Don't kill me! Burns: I've tried to meet you halfway on this, Simpson, but you had to be little Johnny Live-a-lot.
Now, give me your key to the Hellfish bonanza....
Bart: Now we can get the treasure! Abe: Oh, what's the use.
Burns would still find some way to take it from me....
Bart: You coward! You're an embarrassment to the name Hellfish.
Burns: Oh, am I? [aims his gun at Bart] Abe: No!...
Abe: You really think I can do it? Bart: [unconvincing] Uh, yes.
.. -- I'm so glad you believe in me, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...
Burns: There, Simpson: seven gone. As soon as you're in your pressboard coffin, I'll be the sole survivor and the treasure will be mine.
Abe: Over my dead body, it will!...
Nurse: Abraham Simpson, your family is here to visit you.
Abe: Hot diggity, my family's come to visit me!...