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  Homer: You've been rubbing my nose in it since I got here!...
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  Lisa: [abashed] Thanks. Homer: Little Lisa, Lisa Simpson....
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
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  Good night, Daddy. Good night, Uncle Homer. Home...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Nurse: Abraham Simpson, your family is here to visit you.
  Abe: Hot diggity, my family's come to visit me!...
• He gets it from your side of the family, you know. No monsters on my side.
  -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror II...
• You may be redneck... if your wife's hairdo is higher than the doorframe.
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  Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all delicate, like] Ba...