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Homer: We Chained Hugo Up In The Attic Like An Animal And Fed Him A Bucket Of Fish Heads Once A Week.
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Homer: We chained Hugo up in the attic like an animal and fed him a
bucket of fish heads once a week.
Marge: It saved out marriage!
Treehouse of Horror VII
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Hibbert: But what to do with poor Hugo? Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town.
The child was an outcast. So, we did the only humane thing....
Marge: Homer, isn't it about time for the... you know?
Homer: Yeah, yeah, I'll go feed it. [goes to the fridge, where he picks up a bucket of fish heads] [singing] Fish heads, fish heads, doo doo doo doo doo....
We think we saw Hugo at the airport; he was boarding a plane to Switzerland and.
.. [sees Hugo] Oh. -- Homer, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
Bart: Did you guys hear something moving around in the attic last night?
Homer: Attic? Oh, that's silly. [laughs] Seriously though, don't ever go up there....
Hibbert: Care for a drumstick, Hugo? [Hugo noisily eats his drumstick in 3 seconds, wipes his mouth, then starts eating the napkin] Lisa
Mom, Hugo's eating his napkin. [laughter] Ba...
Marge! Marge! There I was, I had just caught the largest fish you'd ever seen, when I was abducted by a flying saucer!
-- Homer, catching up the fisherman profile, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
Bart+Lisa: [quickly] Mom! Dad! We saw something in the attic!
We saw something in the attic! Marge...
Bart: Who or what is Hugo? Marge: Hmm. I'm afraid we haven't been entirely honest with you, Bart.
You see... you have a brother. Lisa: So I have _two_ brothers?...
These candidates make me wanna vomit in terror!
-- Homer speaks out loud what we think, "Treehouse of Horror VII...