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• See, Marge, who needs a car-wash when you can just drive around in the rain?
  -- Homer, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Marge: Homer, did you just call everyone "chicken"?
  Homer: Noooo. I swear on this Bible! Marge: That's not a Bible...
• Marge: Homer, isn't it about time for the... you know?
  Homer: Yeah, yeah, I'll go feed it. [goes to the fridge, where he picks up a bucket of fish heads] [singing] Fish heads, fish heads, doo doo doo doo doo....
• Marge: I don't understand why we have to build a ray gun to aim at a planet I never even heard of.
  Homer: Don't blame me, *I* voted for Kodos. -- "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Homer: We chained Hugo up in the attic like an animal and fed him a bucket of fish heads once a week.
  Marge: It saved out marriage! Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Bart: Who or what is Hugo? Marge: Hmm. I'm afraid we haven't been entirely honest with you, Bart.
  You see... you have a brother. Lisa: So I have _two_ brothers?...
• Marge: [walking in] Homer! Where did you get that?
  Homer: [pause] Get what? Marge: That giant donut. Home...
• Hibbert: The routine soul smear confirmed the presence of pure evil.
  It was then I knew the only option was to separate you two immediately....
• Herbert: So, Marge, a little about yourself. Marge
  Well, I met Homer in high school. We got married and had three beautiful children....