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Bart+Lisa: [quickly] Mom! Dad! We Saw Something In The Attic!
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Bart+Lisa: [quickly] Mom! Dad! We saw something in the attic! We saw
something in the attic!
Marge: You went into the attic? [gasps] I'm very disappointed and
terrified.
-- Thanks for calming my fears,
"Treehouse of Horror VII"
Related:
Bart: Did you guys hear something moving around in the attic last night?
Homer: Attic? Oh, that's silly. [laughs] Seriously though, don't ever go up there....
Homer: We chained Hugo up in the attic like an animal and fed him a bucket of fish heads once a week.
Marge: It saved out marriage! Treehouse of Horror VII...
Marge: Kids, your father and I are going through a really tough time right now, and I don't know what's going to happen.
But just remember both your Mom and your Dad love you very, very much....
Lisa: What's up there? Bart: Is it a monster? Lisa
We have to know. Bart: Tell us what's the secret....
Lisa: Mom! Dad! Martin died at school today! Marge
Mmm! I don't see what that has to do with Groundskeeper Willy....
Hibbert: But what to do with poor Hugo? Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town.
The child was an outcast. So, we did the only humane thing....
Toys in the attic.
Wait, one of them is nailing something to the door of the cathedral.
[gasps] I've created Lutherans! -- Lisa, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
Bart: Who or what is Hugo? Marge: Hmm. I'm afraid we haven't been entirely honest with you, Bart.
You see... you have a brother. Lisa: So I have _two_ brothers?...