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Herb: All Born In Wedlock? Homer: Yeah, Though The Boy Was A Close Call.
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Herb: All born in wedlock?
Homer: Yeah, though the boy was a close call.
Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
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And thank you most of all for nuclear power, which is yet to cause a single proven fatality, at least in this country.
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