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Bart: Dad? Homer: What Is It, Boy? Bart: I Thought Your Car Was Really Cool.
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Bart: Dad?
Homer: What is it, boy?
Bart: I thought your car was really cool.
Homer: Thanks boy! I was waiting for someone to say that.
-- driving home, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"
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