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Holy Moly, The Bastard's Rich! -- Homer, Seeing His Brother's Mansion, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
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Holy moly, the bastard's rich!
-- Homer, seeing his brother's mansion, "Oh Brother,
Where Art Thou?"
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