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• Bart: Dad, do I have to brush my teeth? Homer: No, but at least rinse your mouth out with soda.
  [Bart opens a can and gargles with it] -- Only three cavities?...
• Homer: A whole week of just father and son. See you at dinner.
  [both walk off whistling] Bart: What time?...
• Woman: I'm not going to press charges, but I assume you'll want to punish him.
  Homer: 'Preciate the suggestion, lady, but he hates that....
• Where is Bart anyway? His dinner is getting all cold and eaten.
  [picks at Bart's dinner] -- Homer, "Bart After Dark...
• Bart: Looks like I've got me a genuine glow-in-the-dark police badge!
  [hunts through the box of cereal] Hey, it's not in here....
• Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
  Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa....
• Announcer: We interrupt this cartoon for a special report.
  Homer: [gasps] Someone found my keys! -- Prioritizing the news, "Bart After Dark...
• Bart: Dad? I think I need some fresh air. Can I go to the park?
  Homer: Do I have to sit up? Bart: No. Homer: Knock yourself out. -- "Bart After Dark...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...