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It's A Fixer-upper. What's The Problem? We Get A Bunch Of Priests In Here .
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It's a fixer-upper. What's the problem? We get a bunch of priests in
here ...
-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror
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It's only natural there be <some> things wrong with an old house like this.
It's a fixer-upper!...
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Television -- teacher, mother, secret lover! -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror V
Homer: I suppose you want to probe me. Well, you might as well get it over with.
Kang: Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us....
These candidates make me wanna vomit in terror!
-- Homer speaks out loud what we think, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
I hold here a contract between myself and one Homer Simpson pledging me his soul for a donut -- which I delivered!
And it was scrump-diddley- umptious! -- The Satan/Flanders beast, "Treehouse of Horror IV...
Marge: [walking in] Homer! Where did you get that?
Homer: [pause] Get what? Marge: That giant donut. Home...
Homer: [gulps] I suppose you want to probe me. Well, might as well get it over with.
[unzips his pants] Kang: [disgusted] Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us....
Um, it's like, uh ... did anyone see the movie `Tron'?
-- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror VI...