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Homer: [on The Phone] You Gotta Help Me, Barney, I'm In Jail.
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Homer: [on the phone] You gotta help me, Barney, I'm in jail.
Barney: You are? Hey, Homer, go to the window.
[waves across the street to Homer]
Hiya neighbor! I can see you!
-- Homer lands in jail, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish,
Blue Fish"
Related:
Homer: [spots his harmonica-playing cell-mate] That's sort of nice.
What are you in for? Man: Atmosphere....
Moe: Please, not in public. Man: You
be dying!
Barney: Whoa! How European!...
Oh I want to be in that rumba When the saints go over there!
-- Homer sings to Lisa's sax playing, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
Come on, pal! Fugu me!
-- Homer snaps at Akira the waiter, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
Goodbye, Maggie. Stay as sweet as you are. Goodbye, Lisa.
I know you'll make me proud. Goodbye, Bart. ... I like your sheets....
Dr. H: You have twenty-four hours to live. Homer: Twenty-four hours!
Dr. H: Well, twenty-two. I'm sorry I kept you waiting so long....
Homer: Marge! Why did you let me sleep so late? Marge
You looked so peaceful lying there. Homer: There'll be plenty of time for that!...
Marge: Please, Homer, can't we try it? [going to a sushi bar] Home
No. Lisa: Please, Dad, this argument humiliates us both....
Homer: Hey, Burns! Eat my shorts! Burns: Who the Sam Hill was that?
One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...