Dear Advertisers, I Am Disgusted With The Way Old People Are Depicted On Television.

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Dear Advertisers,
I am disgusted with the way old people are depicted on television.
We are not all vibrant, fun-loving sex maniacs. Many of us are bitter,
resentful individuals who remember the good old days when entertainment
was bland and inoffensive. The following is a list of words I never
want to hear on television again. Number one: Bra. Number two:
Horny.
Number three: Family Jewels.
-- Grampa Simpson, "Bart the General"

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