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• Marge: Homer, you don't do things like that to be rewarded.
  You do them because a fellow human being needs a helping hand....
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Homer: Ah, another perfect day in my perfect life with my perfect job.
  Wiggum: [driving by] Hey, just heard the news over the squawk box....
• Homer: I've never reached to you before but my wife is in her hour of need.
  Your help could make all the difference in the world....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• You know, it's funny, Smithers. I tried every tincture and poultice and tonic and patent medicine there is, and all I really needed was the blood of a young boy.
  -- Mr. Burns is full of energy after his transfusion, "Blood Feud...
• Burns: Who are you? Homer: [thinks] Don't tell him.
  Give him a fake name. [aloud] Homer Simpson....
• Homer: All right, Marge, I'll get you your nanny. And to pay for it, I'll give up the Civil War re-creation society I love so much.
  [at Moe's, everyone, including Moe, is dressed like 1800s military generals] Moe...
• I'll do anything for him! I love him very much! Write that with very big letters!
  -- Brigitte Nielsen re: Sylvester Stallone, 1985...