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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
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• Bart: [whining] Mom, my slingshot doesn't fit in these pockets.
  And these shorts leave nothing to the imagination....
• Homer: Bart! Take a letter! Dear Mr. Burns.
  .. [heavy sarcasm] I'm so `glad' you enjoyed my son's blood....
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  Marge: Bart, don't throw peas at your sister. Ba...
• Homer: Save a guy's life, and what do you get? Nothing!
  Worse than nothing! Just a big scary rock....
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  Burns. I believe you have a letter for me. Postal Clerk...