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• Absotively posilutely! -- Ned Flanders' way of saying, `yes', "When Flanders Failed
• I don't care if Ned Flanders is the nicest guy in the world.
  He's a jerk -- end of story. -- Homer Simpson When Flanders Failed...
• Chuck: Good afternoon, sir. I'm Chuck Ellis, from the Springfield Collection Agency, and I'm here to ask you why you don't think you need to pay your bills.
  Homer: Oh, I know I need to pay them, but there's just so many!...
• No, I do not know what the Schadenfreude is. Please tell me, because I'm dying to know.
  -- Homer Simpson When Flanders Failed...
• Burns: And what's your name? Homer: Homer Simpson, sir.
  Burns: Simpson, eh? I'm Monty Burns. -- Pleased to meet you, again, "When Flanders Failed...
• Come on, Homer. I've got an ambition to do some wishin'! -- Ned Flanders, "When Flanders Failed
• Nerd 2: Oh, man, I can't believe you failed. Home
  [whining] Oh, I'm going to lose my job just 'cause I'm dangerously unqualified!...
• Boy, those Germans have a word for everything. -- Homer Simpson When Flanders Failed
• Homer: This is my room, and this is my dresser. It's where I keep my shirts when I'm not wearing them.
  Grandma: Oh, yes, right in the drawers. [they both laugh] Home...