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• It all happened at the beginning of that turbulent decade known as the '80's.
  Those were idealistic days... The candidacy of John Anderson, the rise of Supertramp, it was an exciting time to be young....
• Homer: "The '80s were an idealistic time. The rise of Supertramp, the candidacy of John Anderson.
  John Anderson was a third-party candidate who ran for President in 1980....
• Burns: Who was that young hellcat, Smithers? Smithe
  Homer Simpson, sir. Burns: Simpson, eh? I'll remember that name....
• Homer: Well, Marge, it was horrible. Everyone was against me in that jury room.
  But I stood by the courage of my convictions and I prevailed....
• Homer: So, uh, what are you in for? Marge: I'm a political prisoner.
  Last time <I> ever take a stand... Homer: Well, I'm here for being me....
• Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
  Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe! -- And smoke it, "I Married Marge...
• Bart: Dad? Homer: Aw, I kicked one of those stupid Itchy characters in the butt.
  Bart: Yeah. There's just no way to resist it, is there....
• Homer: You know, son, the day you were born, I received the greatest gift a man could have.
  As the years went by, your mother and I were blessed twice more....
• Pfft. Now you tell me.