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Homer Simpson
Pfft. Now you tell me.
-- Homer Simpson, finding out that working at a nuclear
plant can make one sterile
I Married Marge
Related:
Homer: Hey, why don't I apply at the nuclear power plant?
I hear they pay pretty well. Marge: I don't know....
Marge: Homer, you didn't tell me Mr. Burns went broke and lost the nuclear power plant!
Homer: Now I can't remember every little thing that happens in my day....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Marge: What makes you think this Darryl Strawberry character is better than you?
Homer: Marge, forget it. He's bigger than me, faster than me, stronger than me, and he already has more friends around the plant than I do....
Marge: [sighs] ...and then they gave me back my $500 investment and kicked me out of the club.
Homer: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Back up a bit now....
Marge, there's something I want to ask you. But I'm afraid, because if you say no, it'll destroy me and make me a criminal.
-- Homer tries to work up the nerve to propose to Marge, "I Married Marge...
Homer: [on phone] Woo hoo! Aw, Marge, that's great news.
Milhouse: [walking in] Hey hey, there, with the personal calls, Simpson....
Homer: Wait a minute...even Lenny is teaching a class!
Look at the way they admire and adore him....
Grimes: Oh, I, I can't stand it any longer. This whole plant is insane.
Insane, I tell you! [snaps mentally] Daahh! Aaah!...