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• Lisa: I can't believe you're not still popular. Ba
  What'd you do? Screw up like the Beatles and say you were bigger than Jesus?...
• Bart: Dad, when did you record an album? Homer: I'm surprised you don't remember, son.
  It was only eight years ago. Bart: Dad, thanks to television, I can't remember what happened eight minutes ago....
• Bart: [incredulous] Barbershop? That ain't been popular since aught six, dagnab it.
  Homer: [reproachfully] Bart, what did I tell you? Ba...
• Bart: Man, that's some story! Lisa: But there are still a few things I don't get.
  Like, how come we never heard about this until today?...
• Homer: We were about to learn an iron law of show busine
  what goes up must come down. Lisa: What about Bob Hope?...
• Homer: Barney! How'd you like to sing for our group?
  Barney: [On the bathroom floor] Sure, why not? [searching] Now, where's me toothpick?...
• Marge: Homer, you're going to be famous! Homer: Yeah, but I'm not gonna let it change our lives.
  I'll be the same loving father I've always been....
• Skinner: Only one question remains, gentlemen...what do we call ourselves?
  Nigel: How about, "Handsome Homer Simpson Plus Three?...
• Homer: But come on, we all know this is small potatoes.
  There's a danger in this town that is bigger than all the Dips put together....