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• Reporter: I have a question for Apu de Beaumarchais.
  Isn't it true that you're really an Indian?...
• Skinner walks in, sees Homer] Skinner: What's _he_ doing here?
  Bart: Well once he found out we were going to get Ned Flanders fired, he _insisted_ on helping....
• Homer, Skinner, and Apu sing] For all the latest medical poop Call Surgeon General C.
  Everett Koop. Poo poo pa-doop. Apu: This is worse than your song about Mr....
• Nelson: Hey, German boy. Go back to Germania! [everyone laughs] Ute
  I do not deserve this. I have come here legally as an exchange student!...
• Homer: Every afternoon at Moe's, Chief Wiggum, Principal Skinner, Apu, and I would get together and sing, and the crowds went wild!
  [Scene shows roses and underwear getting thrown on stage] Barney...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: All right. The first thing they told me to do was to make sure everyone here is in the right class.
  [gets tobacco spat on him] Down the hall, room twelve....
• Bart: Man, that's some story! Lisa: But there are still a few things I don't get.
  Like, how come we never heard about this until today?...
• Milhouse: Bart, look! It's Principal Skinner. And I think he's gone crazy -- he's not wearing a suit or tie or anything!
  Bart: [approaches him] Principal Skinner? Um, I'm real sorry about my dog getting you fired, and biting you, and then getting it on with your leg....