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• And Lord, we are especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest, safest energy source there is.
  Except for solar, which is just a pipe dream. Anyway, we'd like to thank you for the occasional moments of peace and love our family has experienced....
• Homer: Oh Lord, on this blessed day, we thank Thee for giving our family one more crack at togetherness.
  All: Amen. -- Homer says grace at the second Thanksgiving dinner, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
• Anyway, we'd like to thank you for the occasional moments of peace and love our family's experienced .
  .. well, not today. You saw what happened. Oh, Lord, be honest....
• Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, throwing out tonight's first ball, the man whose name is synonymous with our nation's safest and cleanest energy source, Mr.
  Montgomery Burns! [isolated smatterings of applause] Smithe...
• Free fuel, deliveries daily (re: solar energy)
• Homer: This place is depressing. Grampa: Hey! I live here.
  Homer: Oh, well, I'm sure it's a blast once you get used to it....
• Marge: Now we can blame him for everything! Home
  It's your fault I'm bald! Bart: [meekly] I'm sorry....
• Son, this is a tradition. If they start building a balloon for every flash-in-the-pan cartoon character, you'll turn the parade into a FARCE.
  [the Bart Simpson balloon floats past] -- Homer watches the Thanksgiving Day parade with Bart, "Bart vs....
• You know, Marge? We're great parents! -- Homer watches Bart apologize to Lisa on the roof, "Bart vs.
  Thanksgiving...