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• Lisa: Bart, what are you doing up here? Everybody's worried!
  Bart: Really? Did they cry? Lisa: Yes. Bart: Whoa!...
• I don't know! I don't know why I did it! I don't know why I enjoyed it!
  And I don't know why I'll do it again! -- Bart doesn't apologize to Lisa, "Bart vs....
• Marge: Homer, this is a terrible thing that's happened, but we can't blame ourselves.
  Homer: We can and will! Marge: Children need discipline....
• Holy moley! That's the biggest... one of those I ever saw!
  -- Homer appreciates Lisa's Thanksgiving dinner table centerpiece, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
• Marge: We'll meet you boys back here for dinner. Good luck, honey.
  [kisses Bart] Lisa: Bart, I'm sorry I'm going to miss your public humiliation, but the Wolumbaloo Dirt Monument is just too exciting to pass up!...
• Son, this is a tradition. If they start building a balloon for every flash-in-the-pan cartoon character, you'll turn the parade into a FARCE.
  [the Bart Simpson balloon floats past] -- Homer watches the Thanksgiving Day parade with Bart, "Bart vs....
• Lisa: Mmph. [as Bart muffles her with a cushion] Home
  Bart! Stop fighting with your sister! Bart: She took my glue!...
• Conover: There _is_ one other option: they'll drop the charges if Bart makes a public apology in Australia.
  Homer: All Bart has to do is apologize and we get a free trip to Australia?...
• Marge: Everyone, Lisa wants to read us a poem she's written.
  Grampa: Sounds interesting. Homer: Oh, okay. Lisa...