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• And Lord, we are especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest, safest energy source there is.
  Except for solar, which is just a pipe dream. Anyway, we'd like to thank you for the occasional moments of peace and love our family has experienced....
• Anyway, we'd like to thank you for the occasional moments of peace and love our family's experienced .
  .. well, not today. You saw what happened. Oh, Lord, be honest....
• Holy moley! That's the biggest... one of those I ever saw!
  -- Homer appreciates Lisa's Thanksgiving dinner table centerpiece, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
• Operator, give me the number for nine-one-one! -- Homer, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving
• Lisa: Mmph. [as Bart muffles her with a cushion] Home
  Bart! Stop fighting with your sister! Bart: She took my glue!...
• Looks like they'll be feeding him Thanksgiving dinner through a tube.
  -- Sportscaster on the quarterback's recent injury, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
• Homer: This place is depressing. Grampa: Hey! I live here.
  Homer: Oh, well, I'm sure it's a blast once you get used to it....
• You know, Marge? We're great parents! -- Homer watches Bart apologize to Lisa on the roof, "Bart vs.
  Thanksgiving...
• Son, this is a tradition. If they start building a balloon for every flash-in-the-pan cartoon character, you'll turn the parade into a FARCE.
  [the Bart Simpson balloon floats past] -- Homer watches the Thanksgiving Day parade with Bart, "Bart vs....