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Jeez. No Beer ... No Opera Dogs ... -- Homer Simpson Bart The Geniu
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Jeez. No beer ... no opera dogs ...
-- Homer Simpson
Bart the Genius
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Marge: Bart, stop fooling around! Homer, stop encouraging him.
Homer: Don't stifle the boy, Marge. We're <supposed> to encourage him....
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I'm just saying, why not have two geniuses in the family?
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Toreador, oh, don't spit on the floor. Please use the cuspador.
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It could be one of these chemicals here that makes him so smart.
Lisa, maybe you should try some of this. -- Homer Simpson Bart the Geniu...
One day you may achieve something that we Simpsons have dreamed about for generations.
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